A variety of sellers on eBay are selling carbon offsets so that you don't have to feel guilty about living and breathing. Below is the text one seller provided for his offset:
Don't miss this opportunity! Stop feeling guilty about your part (or your nation's part) in GLOBAL WARMING. Instead of worrying about drowning polar bears, wayward whales, and the sad state of New Orleans recovery efforts, DO SOMETHING!!!You are bidding to purchase carbon offset credits. I will use the proceeds from this auction to purchase stock in companies that specialize in reducing carbon emissions lowering carbon footprints, and or reducing Global Warming.For your effort, the winner will receive a certificate (suitable for framing) stating the number of credits purchased to impress your friends and assuage your conscience.Sleep well without having to adjust your lifestyle.Satisfaction guaranteed or an abject apology will be issued.
So get your Paypal accounts ready and bid away!
Thursday, March 1, 2007
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